P is for complete Prick !!!
So I'm in the studio working with this guy P.. ( I would love to name and shame this prick , but in doing so I could reveal my own identity !! ) , doing Music for T.V. adverts for blue chip companies , HSBC , BMW , McDonalds, blagh blagh blagh !!! Fukin good work if you can get it , were talking like 10-20,000 quid a month here !!! , anyway I come off the phone after getting the " your dad has just died !!!! " call and I'm in a state of shock to say the least , and P.. walks back into the studio , anyway the conversation goes a little like this ...
HIM : "Are you all right , you look a little pale ? "
ME : " No i'm so far from all right mate my Dad's fukin dead " ..
Him : " O shit mate , I'm, really sorry , it happens to the best of us "
Me : " listen I'm gonna go home mate , I can't work "
Him : " Errr errr , no mate we've got this deadline to work "
Me : " Mate my Dad 's fukin dead "
Him : " yeah but we can't let this client down "
Me : " MATE !!! my DAD"S just fukin died "
Him : " yeah but the client "
Me : " Fuck the Fukin client , I'm in no fukin mood to write fukin happy fukin burger fukin music at the fukin moment thank you very fukin much !!! " ..
Him : " mate , I really can't deal with letting this client down "
At this point I fukin explode !!!
ME : " "
Him : " o yeah well thanks a fukin bunch mate " ..
I walk out of the studio in disbelief and go home ( via the boozer ) ...
The Cunt ( and I do not underestimate the use of this word !!! ) , never call's me again ...
Fukin piece if shit !!!
His P.A. makes me wait fukin month's for the rest of the money i'm due from him as well ...
I saw this guy at a party about three month's ago ...
Him : " I've really missed you " , meaning , " I'm not landing the big contracts by myself anymore "
Me : " Take your fukin adverts and stick them right up your arse you cunt , sideways !!! "
Some people are just fukin unbelievable !!!!