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Monday, May 02, 2005

The Benny scale of fuckedness !!

Soo on Sunday night we invented the Benny scale of fuckedness ...

Me and T's rating scheme , 0-1000 of how nutted we can get at the weekend ...
a sort of carnageanonometer for the masses ??

0 = Stayed in

100 = Crap night out !!

150 = Where's the fukin dealer ?

250 = Moderately good weekend , not too many drugs , not too much hassle ...

350 = Getting there , slowly !!

500 = Definitely getting there , lots of drugs , lots of music , lots of women and a good fukin time being had by all...

600 = We blasted into space on a big rocket ship and have returned to tell the tale ( allbeit several day's later ) !!!

700 = Ooops !! Do I know you , why are you in my bed ? What policeman ? How much ? You didn't did you ???

800 = You painted it what colour ? No , that's not my car ? That much really ? What fukin pavement ? You are having a laugh aren't you ? ......

900 = When ? Where ? How ? Why ? Orange you say , you could be right , mine's a JD and coke please !!!!

950 = Call a fukin ambulance , It's not my fault , it was the hippo on the scooter in the corner with the tablelamp !!!

970 = Oooo ! ( wibble wobble !! )

1000 = Nobody gets this far mate ... Nobody , Elvis has left the building , actually he's left the fukin planet !!

And that's about the size of that . From now on , all weekends and probably all post will be followed by the Benny scale of fuckedness ...

Thank you and goodnight !!!!

1 Comments:

Blogger Assistant Atlas said...

Sweet jesus you're f*cked up. I love it. I f*cking love it. Please don't stop blogging. Maybe a bit less blow, though, just because we wouldn't want you dying young. You're just too hilarious for that.

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