A non christmas thing

Sooo: Chrimbo, I've been such a bad boy.

I guess this time of year kinda fucks me up.

It's difficult when you party all year round to enter everybody else's 'once a year' party zone. It just doesn't sit properly? It's like: "What do I do? push the boat out more ( if that's actually possible? ) Or sit back and chill the fuck out?"

The latter is always the better option. I guess?

After this year, I really really can't party anymore at the mo.

I just don't feel the need too.

Had enough already... for now.

You lot carry on though. You deserve it.

I'll just listen to Radiohead thanks.

Anyway. I digress.

Words of wisdom for Christmas ( I abide by non of this by the way? )

...And it shows.

1. Love your folks when they're still around ( coz if you don't you'll regret it terribly )
2. Really think about what your giving people for presents.
3. Enjoy yourself ( for once )
4. Get all nostalgic ( it's the time of year for it... )
5. If you love someone. Make a fucking effort for once. For crying out loud. Just do it. No buts eh?
   
6. Don't worry.
7. You're alive. Seemingly!
8. Watch some TV ( 'It's a wonderful life' can be a good start. )
9. Next year will be better.
10. It always is.
11. Decorate your home. 'A change is as good as a rest'
    
12. Be happy
13. pay your taxes
14. Don't do drugs
15. ever
16. Make stuff mean stuff
17. educate yourself
18. the work is worth the result
19. don't ever ever get involved in any sort of creative industry
20. unless it's advertising
21. and it pays well
22. always see what you don't see
23. it always. always right in front of you
    
24. don't write anyone off
25. ever
    
26. unless they write you off first
27. everybody deserves a chance
28. or a second glance
29. remember the saying : " What came first? The Chicken or the egg?"
30. Well fuck me! evolution came first.
31. I digress

Dear me. Going into one there a bit.

Christmas

It just confuses the fuck out of me

Going to be.

Just get this and listen OK ( especially '4 minute warning' coz really, it don't get much better than this!)

Laters



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Jeez Louise, whatever next?