The great patheticness of man vs sex!!

I've gotta write this up before I sleep.

Sooo: I've just returned home from a most unusual night out and about.

My mate J (call girl) has a driver who basically ferries her from job to job and then waits outside while she entertains her clients, but.. he's out of action at the moment with a virus.

Anyway...cos she was at a loose end and I have a car nowadays I decided to step in and run her around for the evening.

Helping her out you could say?

Interesting

And then some

Talk about an eye opener

She starts at around 11pm and works till around 4:30 ( it's 5:40am as I write and I've just returned home)

Sooo...

Things I've learned about call girls 101:

1. Most clients book for an hour, but rarely last more than 25mins
2. She saw 4 clients tonight and was in and out in 40mins max
3. Men are fukin dickheads
4. Her clients pay £350/ hour; that's £1400 for 5 hours work?
5. Men are total arseholes.
6. She feeds her clients lines of coke so she rarely has sex per-se. ( you can't really get it on after a few lines of coke)
7. Call girls totally milk men for all they're worth
8. Can you blame them.
   
9. And...they have no idea of the con
   
10. Men can be real dickheads
11. The richer the client, the more fucked up shit they ask for ( I guess they just become sexually bankrupt after a while? )
    
12. I got more of a buzz just knowing that I'm not the stupid fukin mug actually paying for sex.
13. It's one hell of an earner.
14. I've actually gone off sex a bit??
15. Naaa... that's complete bollocks!!
16. My car now smells like a whores fukin handbag...uggg!
    

So yeah: We drove around all night from job to job, doing lines of coke and having a right scream-up over the tales of rich wanker bedroom antics. I couldn't even write about some of the shit that goes on; I'd tarnish my blog!

We had a top laugh

J also paid me her usual driver rates; I came home with £300 + petrol money

Not bad for a bit of driving about.

I may just do a bit more driving for her mid-week.

It's kinda worth it just for the crack.

Does that make me a pimp???

Hmmm!

Alrighty.

Anyway

Best radio DJ Mobo awards... Tim Westwood. Ha ha ha ha haaa ha ha ha haaa ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!! Are you fukin kidding me, you kiss ass bunch of stupid pussies, you all need to be rounded up and fukin shot!! Vote Westwood... get your records played.

Cuddly thing???

Bendy bubble girl ( if she gets stuck just give her a quick nudge!)

Ha ha ha ha ha Britney ha Rofl!!!

Leave her alone you muthafuckers!!!

Thanks firefly, you truly rock for this xx



Right..bed!

laters