Bit gay this one , I guess it does no harm,sooooo here goes!!
1. Body soap?
Non (no seriously, it can give me eczema) girls have told me I have baby soft skin too
2. Face wash?
Nivea or Simple
Whatever I stumble across first, usually rightguard.
Bioforce (Dentaforce toothpaste)
Listerine ( sometimes)
Some turbo gillette plus thing ( razors with turbos? I dunno, WTF!!)
10. Shaving cream?
Noxzema ( expensive, but the best)
I prefer the Neuman face lift to aftershave (fill a bowl with freezing cold water, then just stick your head in it, fukin wonderful!!)
Slap moisteriser (Eng) on when your still wet and I never ever towel dry, coz your just removing your natural oils ain't you...
Can I go now please, I feel sooo fukin gay after that!!