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Saturday, June 11, 2005

Pink Falic Boomerangs, oh ! and bar managers


I hobled over to the club last night , and it was way fukin busy ...

All good ...

Anyway , at the end of the night we found this rubber dildoe ( don't ask ) on the floor ...

We decide to put it on the outside handle of the bar managers door , as you do !!

Soooo , the bar manager comes out of his office , the dildoe falls on the floor , he doesn't notice it , were all pissing ourself's laughing , as two year olds do !!

BM : " what the fuck you lot laughing at ?? "

Staff : " err nothing mate "

He take's one step forward , trips over the dildoe and goes flying along the fukin bar , taking with him a crate of beer and two barmaids ...

Ha haaa haaaa haaa ha ha haaa ha !!!!!

He's not laughing , he picks up the dildoe , and chucks it at one of the barman !! , but !! , at the same time he slips again on the newly washed bar floor and lands flat on his arse !!

The dildoe ( now way off it's assigned target ), flips across the room like a pink falic boomerang of joy , and land's headlong into one of the bouncers pint of lager .

PLOP !!!

The contents of the pint go all over the bouncer and his mates !!

By this time were all fukin roaring !!


I left at four this morning , absolutely soaked in fukin lager !!!

You had to be there ...

Pure therapy !!!

Fukin Top !!!!

Going for lunch ...


Blogger sheriff of nothing said...

Awesome Blog...stumbled across it randomly and got such a laugh..
Amazing how different lives can be.. I will now Live through you cause for sure I have no life.
Great work

10:51 pm  
Blogger Al said...

ha ha! that's too damn funny!

9:06 am  
Blogger Lex said...

Was it a used dildo?

Was it your dildo and maybe you dropped it by accident at some point in the night?

However I hope you washed your hands after picking it up off
the floor.

9:55 pm  
Blogger london cokehead said...

Was it a used dildoe ?

Don't think so , somebody's cast off joke birthday present I suppose !!!

12:00 am  

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