Pink Falic Boomerangs, oh ! and bar managers

Sooo..

I hobled over to the club last night , and it was way fukin busy ...

All good ...

Anyway , at the end of the night we found this rubber dildoe ( don't ask ) on the floor ...

We decide to put it on the outside handle of the bar managers door , as you do !!

Soooo , the bar manager comes out of his office , the dildoe falls on the floor , he doesn't notice it , were all pissing ourself's laughing , as two year olds do !!

BM : " what the fuck you lot laughing at ?? "

Staff : " err nothing mate "

He take's one step forward , trips over the dildoe and goes flying along the fukin bar , taking with him a crate of beer and two barmaids ...

Ha haaa haaaa haaa ha ha haaa ha !!!!!

He's not laughing , he picks up the dildoe , and chucks it at one of the barman !! , but !! , at the same time he slips again on the newly washed bar floor and lands flat on his arse !!

The dildoe ( now way off it's assigned target ), flips across the room like a pink falic boomerang of joy , and land's headlong into one of the bouncers pint of lager .

PLOP !!!

The contents of the pint go all over the bouncer and his mates !!

By this time were all fukin roaring !!

BEER FIGHT !!! , OH NO !! BATON DOWN THE HATCHES !!!!! , ITS A BIGGY ..

I left at four this morning , absolutely soaked in fukin lager !!!

You had to be there ...

Pure therapy !!!

Fukin Top !!!!

Going for lunch ...