Two Belgians medium rare on a spit please
Sooo , I'm finally back home , Phew that was a long day ...
Having a beer and relaxing before bed , O I see you bed and you look so fukin inviting..
But before going to bed I have to tell you this story as it's really pissing me off ..
Sooo we take a break after setting up the club and go for dinner at this restaurant around the corner ..
We sit down to order and the folowing conflab takes place ...
Waiter " can I take your order please "
Me " I'll have the Burger please medium rare "
Waiter " sorry sir we can't do that "
Me " what the fuck do you mean you can't do that "
Waiter "Sorry sir under European Law you can't have a Burger medium rare "
Me " are you taking the piss mate !!! "
Waiter " No Sir really under European law you must have ground beef well done "
What the fuckin fuck is that about !!!!!
Listen you Belgian EEC fukin twats , Fuck the fuck off and go and be fukin anal fukin elsewhere ...
No really get a fukin life ...
If I want a burger medium rare I reserve the right to have a burger medium fuckin rare ..
I've never heard anything so fukin stupid in my life you foreign twats ...
I bet you make your offspring go to bed at six o'clock even tho there 18 years old you dicks..
" O Sven I'm so so worried that you have left the milk out if the fridge , I think we better cut short our holiday in Florida and return to Brussels and make sure "...
FUCK OFF YOU TWATS !!!
Stop bombing Iraq , and bomb these fuckers instead please !!!!
Rant over ...
Bed time ...
Having a beer and relaxing before bed , O I see you bed and you look so fukin inviting..
But before going to bed I have to tell you this story as it's really pissing me off ..
Sooo we take a break after setting up the club and go for dinner at this restaurant around the corner ..
We sit down to order and the folowing conflab takes place ...
Waiter " can I take your order please "
Me " I'll have the Burger please medium rare "
Waiter " sorry sir we can't do that "
Me " what the fuck do you mean you can't do that "
Waiter "Sorry sir under European Law you can't have a Burger medium rare "
Me " are you taking the piss mate !!! "
Waiter " No Sir really under European law you must have ground beef well done "
What the fuckin fuck is that about !!!!!
Listen you Belgian EEC fukin twats , Fuck the fuck off and go and be fukin anal fukin elsewhere ...
No really get a fukin life ...
If I want a burger medium rare I reserve the right to have a burger medium fuckin rare ..
I've never heard anything so fukin stupid in my life you foreign twats ...
I bet you make your offspring go to bed at six o'clock even tho there 18 years old you dicks..
" O Sven I'm so so worried that you have left the milk out if the fridge , I think we better cut short our holiday in Florida and return to Brussels and make sure "...
FUCK OFF YOU TWATS !!!
Stop bombing Iraq , and bomb these fuckers instead please !!!!
Rant over ...
Bed time ...
posted by london cokehead at 4:18 am
1 Comments:
Aww that blows! Although, I have to have my burger fried to a crisp...but thats just because I hate the sight of blood spilling out of it...blah! Anyway! You should damn well have your burger any way you want! I say fight it. Get out the picket signs and start your battle! I mean, that's just silly. Well, I suppose you could get an outside grill and make burgers yourself...but then...well, youd have to work for it. And man, I hate that! ~Shells
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