Ouch !! , Little Mistress , Stop that !!!

Sooo , that was fun ...

I have aquired a Mistress ( yeh !! )

I rang up a friend I've know for a couple of mounth's to see if she would like to come to this party on Sat night , she did , she came , we went ....

We get to the party and find a little corner and sit on this leather couch ...

She starts getting all naughty on my ass !!! , I swear I never even got to talk to any of my mates , we just snogged for like three fukin hour's man ... By this point i'm in such a frenzy that we call a cab and go straight back to her's ....

I mean this girl is cute, very , very fukin cute , a little over five feet , long brunette hair , sexy little body and the most beautiful little hands and feet i've ever seen !!! ...

So we gets back to little Mistresses flat , after nearly snogging each other through the floor of the minicab , and within five minutes of getting through the door , she's got the wine out , the drugs out , and were watching porno films on the telly....

Within ten minutes i'm tied to the couch getting the blow job from hell while wearing her little black dress , this girl is good , and I mean really fukin good ... talk about being driven mad !!! ...

As the night rolls on , she has me in her miniskirt , several dresses , were in the bath , on the couch , on the fukin bed , i'm fucking her with her vibrator , we have the oil out , she screaming the fukin house down , everything !! , this is like being in a fukin porn film .....

Ouch!!! , actually double fukin ouch !!!!

We finally get to bed about six in the morning ...

We keep waking up and fucking , go girl !!! ...

Sexercise !!!!

We wake up at about one to the sound of what I can only describe as the worst gospel choir in the world , doing the gospel thing in the church across the street ..

I mean badder than bad !!! , dummer couldn't drum , keyboard player i'm sure was on fukin acid and as for the congregation well !!! , me fukin owww !!! ...

Sooo after about an hour of the longest outro in human history , they finally shut the fuck up...

We make a cup of tea , they start up again with the same fukin song ....

Arrrrggghhhh !!!

Fuck this !!! , I take Little Mistress for Sunday lunch ....

We go to the pub , and low an behold , guess who's here ? , the fukin party troopers from last night , that's who !! , there all still up , no one's been to sleep , talk about fukin carnage .....

There's much falling over and mumbling going on here ...

One of my mate's is trying to work out how to get mussels from plate into mouth , looking very fukin confused !!!

In walks top advertising Exec girl , and catches my mate B , who's supposed to be in the studio doing music for big blue chip client for tomorrow mornings fukin deadline , and he just end's up drooling on her coz he can't speak .... She looks impressed !!

Well done kid !!!

Good skill's ...

Me and little mistress find a quite table away from the kaos crew . We have Lunch and get pissed all day on wine .....

Top weekend ......

I'm seeing little mistress on Thursday for round two , she's going shopping in Soho she say's , to buy god knows what I don't know ?? , I'm intrigued to say the least ??? ...

Happy days ....

Sooo , Benny scale of fukedness = 720 , not bad , not bad at all !!!