Coffee saved my ass !!!
That was fukin close ....
Got an email from my bank this morning , saying they were having server trouble ...
First thing in the morning , I'm still a bit asleep !!
So I followed the link to the online accounts bit ...
And i'm just about to log on , when my brain fires up ...
No! No ! No ! Stop right there !!!!! ....
Fraud scam , you fuckin fuckers ...
That was clever , real fukin clever , the site was a complete duplicate , impossible to tell ... they knew my bank , my account and my private email address ...
Good job I'm on a mac so they can't install spyware ...
Tracked the email back to some server mid Poland !!!
Fire up the unix machine !!!
Ping of doom , ping of doom !!! ...
Geek comment : ( I know it's ping of death but I prefer doom alright !! )
O dear just frozen out your server from 1800 different Proxies ... Ha you fuckers !!!
And I'm gonna leave it running all fukin week ...
Guess that I.T. network degree I did for something to take my mind off my parents death , came in handy afterall !!!
If I'd gone the other way round , and gone online before drinking coffee , I would have logged on ...
And the fukers probably would be clearing out my accounts as we speak ....
TWATS !!!!
Watch yourselfs people's , these fukers are good !!!
Got an email from my bank this morning , saying they were having server trouble ...
First thing in the morning , I'm still a bit asleep !!
So I followed the link to the online accounts bit ...
And i'm just about to log on , when my brain fires up ...
No! No ! No ! Stop right there !!!!! ....
Fraud scam , you fuckin fuckers ...
That was clever , real fukin clever , the site was a complete duplicate , impossible to tell ... they knew my bank , my account and my private email address ...
Good job I'm on a mac so they can't install spyware ...
Tracked the email back to some server mid Poland !!!
Fire up the unix machine !!!
Ping of doom , ping of doom !!! ...
Geek comment : ( I know it's ping of death but I prefer doom alright !! )
O dear just frozen out your server from 1800 different Proxies ... Ha you fuckers !!!
And I'm gonna leave it running all fukin week ...
Guess that I.T. network degree I did for something to take my mind off my parents death , came in handy afterall !!!
If I'd gone the other way round , and gone online before drinking coffee , I would have logged on ...
And the fukers probably would be clearing out my accounts as we speak ....
TWATS !!!!
Watch yourselfs people's , these fukers are good !!!
posted by london cokehead at 1:53 pm
1 Comments:
Private Joke !! for a friend ...
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