Carnivals coming!!
The band were tight as a nats arse in rehersal last night, so I'm expecting a good gig tonight. JR's coming over soon and we're gonna put together a new intro for the band to come on stage to, you know, a few samples from films and politics 'n' stuff, and an ever-evolving low frequency droney pad thing, the kind of sound that makes the audience shit themselves and prepares you nicely to launch into a kickin set. Well see how it goes anyway!
Music music music music music... It just never fukin ends!
Oh well, better then packing chickens at an abbotior I guess!!
The truely stupendous Stanton Warriors are playing the equally stupendous Sancho Panza soundsystem 4.30 Sunday at Nottinghill Carnival (middle row) If your not there, you not all there man!!
"pop ya cork...squeeze on my tits!!!
Fuck your pony indie bands...This is where London's at!!
Woohoo!
Sooo, from the BBC...38% will be obese by the end of the decade. Err, ok, if so, can you tell me where the fuck all these obese people are? Coz I can't fukin see 'em! The only large group of fat arses I ever come across is around lunchtime outside the BBC head offices in Shepherds Bush!!
Oh! I forgot Auntie Beeb, it's the silly season where you make all the sodding news up!
Oh, what do I care! Here have some links, while I go and get munted!!
Funny road sign captions
Oh, sooo that's how they do it!!
Spelling with zombies. And why not!!
Make your own awards...Sooo authentic!
Check out this fantastic gallery of scars...no really it is!
I have no fukin idea why anybody would take the time and the effort to programme this , no idea...at all! They talk about restricting internet content in China so the Chinese can't view what's up in the Western World.
But... I'm really beginning to think it should be a two way street!!
Just for our protection...
laters
Music music music music music... It just never fukin ends!
Oh well, better then packing chickens at an abbotior I guess!!
The truely stupendous Stanton Warriors are playing the equally stupendous Sancho Panza soundsystem 4.30 Sunday at Nottinghill Carnival (middle row) If your not there, you not all there man!!
"pop ya cork...squeeze on my tits!!!
Fuck your pony indie bands...This is where London's at!!
Woohoo!
Sooo, from the BBC...38% will be obese by the end of the decade. Err, ok, if so, can you tell me where the fuck all these obese people are? Coz I can't fukin see 'em! The only large group of fat arses I ever come across is around lunchtime outside the BBC head offices in Shepherds Bush!!
Oh! I forgot Auntie Beeb, it's the silly season where you make all the sodding news up!
Oh, what do I care! Here have some links, while I go and get munted!!
Funny road sign captions
Oh, sooo that's how they do it!!
Spelling with zombies. And why not!!
Make your own awards...Sooo authentic!
Check out this fantastic gallery of scars...no really it is!
I have no fukin idea why anybody would take the time and the effort to programme this , no idea...at all! They talk about restricting internet content in China so the Chinese can't view what's up in the Western World.
But... I'm really beginning to think it should be a two way street!!
Just for our protection...
laters
posted by london cokehead at 10:29 am
7 Comments:
You make great wanking material and i don't even know what you look like, what a great feeling x
Am trying to catch up reading your archives. Just got to the Britz Pride Reasons (May or so). Very funny!! (Had to tell this)
I could have done without the gallery of scars, dude.
The obese people all stay inside in the A/C.
Roxy: Nice to know I have my uses.
Izzy: Britz Pride Reasons?
Smarty: Yeah, we all could
MD: lol!
Sorry, the title was "London Cokeheads top reasons why it's the fukin best thing in the world to be British..." and not in May but April.
So far the funniest I've read here but I'm not finished with you yet.I really like this blog.
( You may call me Liz, Lizzy, Sudár,Hon or whatever. Just don't call me Izzy, please.)
Ooops, blame the bottle. of wine last night Liz..My apologies
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