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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Graphic violence 101

Sooo , On my travels last night I bear witness to that great British tradition ..

The pissed ( just out of the pub ) scrap ....

I felt the need to document .

Sooo ,

Fig 1.

Note in Fig 1. the scrap has just broken out, probably over some essential and well thought out completely logical reason .. Note the man in the Pink shirt at the epicentre trying to get the party well and truly going as the security guard referees from outside of the scrum arena ( Top man !! ) .. Also note man in stripey top bringing up the rear ..

Fig 2.

And in Fig 2 . The party well underway the man in pink ( now on the floor ) demonstrating the Half-Nelson hold while leaving one hand free to punch the opponent and scratch his nuts ..Man in stripey top now demonstrates the Loop-round and kick from a safe distance technique , by this point it is interesting to note that the security guards are , ( as one would express ) well in there mate !! .. Also of note , blood soaked flooring beneath the epicentre and token girlfriend in terqoise blue sleeveless top adding moral support to her beloved and his quest for that prize of all prizes a parade lap in the meat van and a night in one of Her Majesty's Hotels ( all free of coarse ! ) , followed by a full English Breakfast and a day in front of Mr Judge for the award ceremony .. Well done that man !!

And in Fig 3 . A copper tried to confiscate my camera for evidence so I told him to " fuck off mate " , and ran away ... Sharpish !!


Blogger Doom/Blondie said...

That is some Solid Adobe Photoshop skill you got there.



1:36 am  
Blogger london cokehead said...

Thanks mate .. one of many !!

2:09 am  
Blogger Grant Edmunds said...

hey coke hav u eva been ata party were peeps hav been bunnyhoppin?
i hav n its wkd

luv grant

11:06 am  
Blogger ty bluesmith said...

fuck yes. planet jpg. modernity, baybee, modernity.

hello from not loaded, for once.

6:44 pm  
Blogger mr. tomas ubik said...

you should of used the flash in the coppers eyes before the run off, and you might of caught the man of law like this :?O in the lights

hows :?O that for photoshop.

7:37 pm  
Blogger london cokehead said...

Yes Grant ... I was at a party the other week where peeps were bunnyhoppin and spinning on heads and
halfpipein and doin Capoeira with drums and shit !!
It was fun ..

12:00 pm  
Blogger Grant Edmunds said...

wkd man cos im goin 2 a party n rekn their mite b sum bunyhoppin if u no wot i mean
wot sorta wierd sex shit is halfpipein then?

luv grant

3:46 pm  
Blogger Gianluca Di Milano said...

Are you know nothing edmunds. Halfpipein is where you are take one cracks pipe, fill up the half with pseudomethylannine diophosphate crystals and put in the ass of a girl very sex, of course with keep the pipes handel in the mouth. when she is make a fart, inhalation slow and furios and you are trip out maybe 6 or 7 hours. Is a funy.

12:05 am  
Blogger london cokehead said...

Well said that man !!

2:43 pm  
Blogger raymi lauren said...

those photos are hilarious.

1:56 pm  

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