Stupid mutt ..

Ummm ...

Sooo , we went out for a quick drink after work last night and ended up getting slaughtered ...

I rolled in about 4 am , checked my emails , made a cup of tea and a ham, mayonnaise and tomato sauce sandwich ( seemed like a good idea at the time ?? ) , tripped over a towel and threw it all over the fukin landladies dog ( who'd come for a sniff around !! ) .. Ooops ! ..

Soooo , Here's me ... Pissed ... 4 in the morning and trying to wash a fukin dog in the fukin shower ...

So now all my towels smell of dog ..

Really clean fukin dog though ...

Great !!

I'll get my coat ..

Not back at work till tomorrow morning so I'm gonna go food shopping to stock up the cupboards ..

Spag bol a la me for tea ...

I'm doing some music for a new car show on TV at the moment , pretty cool but we keep getting calls from the director ..

He wants to come to the studio so he can " Feel the vibe man !! " .. Ummm , this always ends up with the Director/Avertising agent / A & R man / Producer , spending hours and hours fuking your work up and then eventually returning it to the original piece of music you had before they got their grubby paws on it ..

Completely pointless but totally necessary client relationship forging fukin exercise !!

Note to all Directors /Avertising agents / A & R men / Producer's etc .. : Fukin leave it out kids eh !! ..

Anyway I'm going shopping ...

Listening to : Roger Waters ( Radio K.A.O.S. ) ... Eighties over-produced toss mate , you ain't the same without the band. " In the Flesh Live " , is one of the only albums I've ever thrown away in complete discussed .. I hated the fact that you tried to recreate Pink Floyd by yourself ... Just compare , " Shine on you crazy diamond " on this album to " Shine on you crazy diamond " on the Delicate sound of thunder album ... Your version sucks mate , big time ..

Curls up in a ball as Roger Waters fans the world over flame the fuck out of me ...

Just compare the two tracks , that's all I ask ! ...

Off to shop then ..

Bye ..

Oh yeah before I go ... That promotor guy calls me up this morning groveling like fuck .

Him , " I'm really sorry for being pissed on Friday night , I hope everythings cool with the night and stuff "

Me , " It's out of my hands mate , sorry "

Him , " You weren't serious about that were you mate "

Me , " Deadly fukin serious "

Him , " Oh I've really fucked up this time can we "

Me , " No !! "

Him , " fuck , I got mugged on the way home as well "

Me , ( trying not too piss myself laughing ) ... " O shit mate sorry , are you okay "

Him , " Yeah just a black eye , lost all the money though "

Well suprise sufukin prise !!

Me , " It happens to the best of us , Oh shit I got another call coming in mate I'll have to go "

Him , " but .... "

Click ....

See ya , wouldn't want to be ya !!

Doughnut ...

Right ... Shop ...