It was all green and shit ...

Sooo , A nice weekend was had by all ...

Just returned from Little Mistress's Home Counties country retreat which was very quiet , very beautiful , very relaxing and very drug free ... Hoorah ..

We walked and talked and drank beer at a little pub by a canal ... Very English , very nice ..

We got sooo pissed and then we took in the local nightlife , which was absolutely fukin dire ...

We went to this club and hit " Chav Central, Sharron and Tracy land " .. It was fukin awfull !!! .. All European techno trancey crap and skirts that were really headbands !!

" Did you spill my pint ? " , " No Fuck off and get a life you fukin doughnut ! " ...

I've seen more class in an Ikea garage sale !!

So after dealing with that for Oh! , about 5 mins we went back to Little Misstress's house and shagged .. Funny really , we were having a laugh about the British tradition of always having a cup of tea after sex ... So therefore we drank a lot of fukin tea this weekend ..

I feel so stress free after that .. Amazing .

I think I'll spend more time up there , I'd almost forgotten that there is actually life away from the Kaos of Londinium ..

Anyway , I'm taking today and tomorrow off , too work from home and then from Wed's onwards it's back to the all-out grind of the fast lane !!

Ok , So now I have to deal with a Zillion emails...

Ouch ...

Cup of tea anyone ??