Field study !
Soo , me and Little Mistress decided to head out of town , with drugs and beer and a little wicker picnic basket .
We mounted a search for the ultimate in secluded cornfield's ...
We found it near Richmond , just off the river and down from the hill ...
We plotted up , and lay next to each other all day , basking in the sunshine , drinking beer , eating duck pate and beef and mustard sandwiches and hummous and olives and salad and all manner of fine foodstuffs ...
Then we got high ,
And fucked in the sun ...
Which was nice !!
It was such a beautiful day , I love England when the sun comes out , it makes me proud ..
Little Mistress stayed the night , and we fucked some more ..
And we woke up this morning and guess what ?
Then I took her for lunch ...
And then she went home on the train ...
I'm thinking that a pretty special weekend was had by all ..
A very blissed out time by any standards ( even mine ) ...
Aww , how nice ...
But now I am sunburnt !!
We mounted a search for the ultimate in secluded cornfield's ...
We found it near Richmond , just off the river and down from the hill ...
We plotted up , and lay next to each other all day , basking in the sunshine , drinking beer , eating duck pate and beef and mustard sandwiches and hummous and olives and salad and all manner of fine foodstuffs ...
Then we got high ,
And fucked in the sun ...
Which was nice !!
It was such a beautiful day , I love England when the sun comes out , it makes me proud ..
Little Mistress stayed the night , and we fucked some more ..
And we woke up this morning and guess what ?
Then I took her for lunch ...
And then she went home on the train ...
I'm thinking that a pretty special weekend was had by all ..
A very blissed out time by any standards ( even mine ) ...
Aww , how nice ...
But now I am sunburnt !!
posted by london cokehead at 7:35 pm
24 Comments:
fucken jesus hell i should be there too right fucken now mumble mumble grumble break a bottle.
*sorry, she's sorta depressed*
Wadda u do , did you miss the train kid ?
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O dear .
o shit
i just deleted them
i got carried away.
now this all looks stupid
i've stained yer blog! sweet mary i must be crucified!
yeah...at least ye know. i have fucked up pieces and moments of m own though they seem like fucken pink marshmallow next to yours, obviously/
It's good to fuck up , that's how we become ..
Whatever the fuck that means ..
you're not old enough for wisdom.
I was once .
Or twice , I can't remember
Oh, there I was getting all vanilla-ry excited cos i've read the whole of Harry Potter in 24 hours and...
Stumble on your tales of sex drenched sun drenched hedonism and suddenly feel a tad deflated.
The real world , always outweighs fiction
Have to be in the right mood Tblue, otherwise I get upset
As you Brits would put it, good shagging is good shagging. And Glory be is it good to be having the good shagging. Yeah, yeah, Global Frequency and all that.
i also have a little mistress weekend coming up only she is from london, and since were canadian, i mean london ontario...however we do have a cabin at an old mill which sounds oh so britannia, i actually think its called the queens inn.
hmm, maybe well hunt some canadian corn sun, which wont be hard int he mother of all heat waves we are now enduring.
funny thing about global climate, canadians havnt really done anything wrong to anyone for a while, so for this epoch of tsunamis, eartquakes, famine, and hurricanes, we just get heat, or cold.
we arnt killed by mother nature we are just annoyed by it.
i could of said that better.
We seem to be having the same heatwave , although today is slightly cooler , Thank fuck ..
Good luck with your Little Mistress, they are so much fun ..
anyone interested in specifying differences between lover/girlfriend/partner/fiancee/lil' mistress...?
uh well.
nevermind.
bet your ass is burnt too! hehehe
;)
good times...me jealous!
Yes , yes I did burn my bum , but how could you possibly know that ?
He hee !!!
you could temporarily rename yourself
"london cornhead"
(unfunny, yes)
Umm
that is pretty much the best way to spend a weekend - short of there being two mistresses
Arrr , two Mistri
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